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Top Joke Pages:
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST golf jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Math Jokes for Kids & Pi Day Jokes)
- Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five. (Math Jokes for Kids & Pi Day Jokes)
- Brand new golf balls are attracted to water, and the power of the attraction is in direct proportion to how much the balls cost.
- Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more. (Egg Jokes)
- I’m ready to go for this par-5 green in two, but there’s still a group on the green. What should I do?… Well, you have two options: you can go ahead and shank it right now, or wait for the green to clear and then top the ball half way there.
- What’s the problem with my golf game?… You’re standing too close to the ball … after you’ve hit it.
- The only problem with golf is that the slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
- The higher a golfer’s handicap, the more likely he is to try to tell you what you’re doing wrong.
- Why do golfers at summer camp carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one. (Golf Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
- A golfer who says he never cheats is also a liar.
- If you golf on election day, make sure to cast an absent-tee-ballot!
- I play in the low 80’s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.
- What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Star Wars Jokes)
- Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes)
- Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
- Why do [insert a college here] basketball fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four. (Final Four Jokes)
- The best wood in most golfer’s bags is the pencil.
- How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?… FORE! (Math Jokes for Kids & Pi Day Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in golf at the Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- Are you a scratch player?… I sure am – every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went. (Psychology Jokes)
- You spend too much time thinking about golf! Do you even remember the day we got married?… Of course I do! It was the same day I sank that 45-foot putt.
- If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, it means he probably shot an eight. (Math Jokes for Kids & Pi Day Jokes)
- There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly… or start cheating.
- The golfer called one of the caddies and said, “I want a caddie who can count and keep the score. What’s 3 and 4 and 5 add up to?” “11 sir,” said the caddie. “Good, you’ll do perfectly.” (Math Jokes for Kids & Pi Day Jokes)
- The game of golf is 90-percent mental and 10-percent mental. (Math Jokes for Kids & Psychology Jokes)
- What is a golfer’s favorite lunch?… A ham sand-wedge. (Sandwich Jokes)
- What are the primary components of a golfer’s diet? A lot of greens and water.
- A good golf partner is one who’s always a little bit worse than you are.
- Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about golf? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why do golfers hate cake?… Because they might get a slice.
- An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice … once before swinging, and once again, after swinging.
- Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?… He was perfecting his swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
- The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight, and not too often.
- How do you like my game?… Oh, it’s a great game, but personally I prefer golf.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good golf knock-knock jokes?
- When it comes to putters, try before you buy: Never buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it.
- What’s the easiest shot in golf?… Your fourth putt.
- Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize, or laugh.
- “After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham and rye.” – Professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez
- What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?… The Bogeyman.
- An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good golf knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why do WWI veterans dislike golf?… They always end up in the bunker. (Veterans Day Jokes)
- Why does the golfer carry two shirts?… In case he gets a hole in one.
- Golfer to caddie: “Why do you keep looking at your watch? I find it very distracting.” Caddie: “It’s not a watch, sir – it’s a compass.”
- Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?… He was puttering around.
- My golf game is so bad I had to have my ball retriever regripped.
- When is the course too wet to play golf?… When your golf cart capsizes.