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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST golf jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Math Jokes for Kids Pi Day Jokes)
  3. Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five. (Math Jokes for Kids Pi Day Jokes)
  4. Brand new golf balls are attracted to water, and the power of the attraction is in direct proportion to how much the balls cost.
  5. Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more. (Egg Jokes)
  6. I’m ready to go for this par-5 green in two, but there’s still a group on the green. What should I do?… Well, you have two options: you can go ahead and shank it right now, or wait for the green to clear and then top the ball half way there.
  7. What’s the problem with my golf game?… You’re standing too close to the ball … after you’ve hit it.
  8. The only problem with golf is that the slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
  9. The higher a golfer’s handicap, the more likely he is to try to tell you what you’re doing wrong.
  10. Why do golfers at summer camp carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one. (Golf Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
  11. A golfer who says he never cheats is also a liar.
  12. If you golf on election day, make sure to cast an absent-tee-ballot!
  13. I play in the low 80’s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.
  14. What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Star Wars Jokes)
  15. Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes)
  16. Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  17. Why do [insert a college here] basketball fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four. (Final Four Jokes)
  18. The best wood in most golfer’s bags is the pencil.
  19. How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?… FORE! (Math Jokes for Kids Pi Day Jokes)
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in golf at the Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  21. Are you a scratch player?… I sure am – every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went. (Psychology Jokes)
  22. You spend too much time thinking about golf! Do you even remember the day we got married?… Of course I do! It was the same day I sank that 45-foot putt.
  23. If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, it means he probably shot an eight. (Math Jokes for Kids Pi Day Jokes)
  24. There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly… or start cheating.
  25. The golfer called one of the caddies and said, “I want a caddie who can count and keep the score. What’s 3 and 4 and 5 add up to?” “11 sir,” said the caddie. “Good, you’ll do perfectly.” (Math Jokes for Kids Pi Day Jokes)
  26. The game of golf is 90-percent mental and 10-percent mental. (Math Jokes for Kids & Psychology Jokes)
  27. What is a golfer’s favorite lunch?… A ham sand-wedge. (Sandwich Jokes)
  28. What are the primary components of a golfer’s diet? A lot of greens and water.
  29. A good golf partner is one who’s always a little bit worse than you are.
  30. Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about golf? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  32. Why do golfers hate cake?… Because they might get a slice.
  33. An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice … once before swinging, and once again, after swinging.
  34. Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?… He was perfecting his swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  35. The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight, and not too often.
  36. How do you like my game?… Oh, it’s a great game, but personally I prefer golf.
  37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good golf knock-knock jokes?
  38. When it comes to putters, try before you buy: Never buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it.
  39. What’s the easiest shot in golf?… Your fourth putt.
  40. Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize, or laugh.
  41. “After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham and rye.” – Professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez
  42. What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?… The Bogeyman.
  43. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.
  44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good golf knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  45. Why do WWI veterans dislike golf?… They always end up in the bunker. (Veterans Day Jokes)
  46. Why does the golfer carry two shirts?… In case he gets a hole in one.
  47. Golfer to caddie: “Why do you keep looking at your watch? I find it very distracting.” Caddie: “It’s not a watch, sir – it’s a compass.”
  48. Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?… He was puttering around.
  49. My golf game is so bad I had to have my ball retriever regripped.
  50. When is the course too wet to play golf?… When your golf cart capsizes.