Top 50 Christopher Columbus Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Columbus Day jokes.
  2. Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?… They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan. (World Geography Jokes)
  3. America’s 1st illegal immigrant… Christopher Columbus.
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  5. How can you be a country if you haven’t got any flag?… But we live here!!
  6. Why did it take Columbus so long to say the alphabet?… He spent months at C. (26 Lessons & Ocean Jokes)
  7. How did Columbus do on his school report cards?… He always worked at C-Level. (180 School Jokes)
  8. Christopher Columbus got lost because the directions weren’t ‘pacific. (Ocean Jokes)
  9. Why was Christopher Columbus awful at basketball?… He was always traveled.
  10. Christopher Columbus was talking to the ocean one day and finally says “why so blue?” (Psychology Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  11. Let’s celebrate Columbus Day by walking into someone’s house and telling them we live there now! (Walking Jokes)
  12. How did Christopher Columbus pay for his trip to the new land?… He used his Discover card.
  13. What do you call a bee explorer?… Christopher Colum-buzz. (World Geography Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
  14. What baseball team did Columbus root for?… The Mariners. (Baseball Jokes)
  15. Why did the map always get into trouble with Christopher Columbus?… It had a bad latitude. (Geography Jokes)
  16. What are the only notes Christopher Columbus can sing?… High C’s [seas] (Music Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  17. What did Columbus play when he was bored?… He played cards – because he always had a deck. (Ocean Jokes)
  18. How does the Christopher Columbus pay his bills?… With sand dollars.
  19. The teacher stood at the front of the room. “Does anybody know what this Monday is?” About half of the students raised their hands. The teacher pointed to one of them. “It’s Columbus Day!” he crowed. The teacher smiled. “It is. Does anybody know why we celebrate it?” This time, only one student raised her hand. “It’s the day the Native Americans discovered Columbus!” (180 School Jokes)
  20. Christopher Columbus got lost because the directions weren’t ‘pacific. (Ocean Jokes)
  21. What happened in 1492?… Native Americans discovered Columbus.
  22. Which direction was smarter for Columbus, longitude or latitude?… Longitude, because it has 360 degrees. (Geography Jokes & College Jokes)
  23. How did Christopher Columbus stay up-to-date on the news?…. By following current events, of course. (Ocean Jokes)
  24. How did Columbus avoid scurvy?… Vitamin Sea. (Ocean Jokes)
  25. Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet! (Biology Jokes)
  26. How did the crew of the Santa Maria wash their clothes?… They used tide. (Ocean Jokes)
  27. Why couldn’t anyone play cards on the voyage to the Americas?… Columbus was standing on the deck. 
  28. Why did Columbus cross the ocean?… To get to the other tide. (Ocean Jokes)
  29. What time did they serve dinner on the Santa Maria?… Maritime.
  30. What is Christopher Columbus’s favorite song?… “Sailing” by Christopher Cross! (365 Music Jokes)
  31. Why did Christopher Columbus fail his spelling class?…. Because he insisted there were seven ‘C’s. (Deos Selplnig Ralely Mtetar? / Spelling Lists / Ocean Jokes / Grammar Jokes)
  32. Why did Christopher Columbus say his compasses and scales were intelligent?… Because they all graduated. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  33. What kind of ships did Christopher Columbus have trouble with?… Relationships! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  34. What is the best way for Christopher Columbus to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Fishing Jokes & Fish Jokes)
  35. What did the sea say to the Christopher Columbus?… Nothing, it just waved! (Geography Jokes)
  36. What kind of candy would a drowning sailor on Christopher Columbus’ crew like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
  37. Why was Columbus in trouble with the ocean?… He crossed it. (Ocean Jokes)
  38. Where did Christopher Columbus play checkers?… Overboard. 
  39. Which football team does Christopher Columbus like the least?… The Vikings, because they always beat him. (Leif Eriksson found America first) (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  40. Columbus’s favorite sport?… Water polo.
  41. Columbus never gave up… he was always driven by a “wave” of determination!
  42. How did Columbus get down from his ship’s mast?… He didn’t – you only get down from a goose. 
  43. How did the young explorer get to school?… On the Colum “BUS.” (180 School Jokes)
  44. Why did Columbus bring a baseball player on his voyage?… In case he needed someone to batten down the hatches. (Baseball Jokes)
  45. Columbus never let setbacks sink his spirit… he always rose with the tide!
  46. “America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.” Oscar Wilde
  47. Why does it take Christopher Columbus so long to learn the alphabet?… Because he can spend months at C. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
  48. Why did Columbus’s first ship sink?… It was christened with holey water. (Ocean Jokes)
  49. Columbus’s motto in life: “Keep calm and sail on!”
  50. What did the Christopher Columbus get on his math test?… A sea plus. (180 School Jokes)