Top 50 Blizzard Jokes

by | Feb 23, 2023 | Latest News, Parents, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best blizzard jokes.
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy a blizzard coming in! (January Jokes)
  3. Where is the best location for a Blizzard?…. Dairy Queen. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  4. Knock Knock!… Who’s There?… Snow!… Snow who?… Snow laughing matter! It is a blizzard! (Snow Jokes)
  5. What type of storm does the easter bunny love?… A Nor’ Easter Jokes! (Easter Jokes)
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy you, Mr. Blizzard! (Snow Jokes)
  7. Why are blizzards great?… They’re snow much fun! (Snow Jokes)
  8. What do you call a wizard who uses ice magic?… A Blizzard! (Magic Jokes)
  9. Where does a turtle go when during a blizzard?… A shell-ter. (Turtle Jokes)
  10. What do snowmen like to do during a blizzard?… Chill out.
  11. What is the #1 breakfast during a blizzard?… Frosted flakes! (National Cereal Day Jokes)
  12. What’s a #1 blizzard adult drink?… Iced tea. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  13. What’s a #1 blizzard drink?… Long Island Iced tea. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  14. What is a #1 snack during a blizzard?… Ice krispies treats. (Cereal Jokes)
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Scold… Scold who?… ‘Scold outside during a blizzard!
  16. What do you call a whistleblower in a blizzard?… Snowden.
  17. What is a great lesson for the day after a blizzard snow day?… Snow and Tell!
  18. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through a blizzard together?… A receding hare line.
  19. What do you call a government official that can’t leave an airport because of a blizzard?… Edward Snowed In.
  20. What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from a blizzard?… Slush puppies! (Dog Jokes)
  21. What did the jalapeño say to the blizzard?… I’m a little chili. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  22. What do snowmen eat for breakfast during a blizzard?… Snowflakes!
  23. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like during a blizzard?… Owlgebra. (365 Teacher Jokes)
  24. How does a Snowman get to work during a blizzard?… By icicle.
  25. Where do snowman go to dance during a blizzard?… A snow ball! (Snow Jokes)
  26. Hagrid spreading Dumbledore’s ashes into the winds… “You’re a blizzard Albus.” (Hagrid Jokes & Blizzard Jokes)
  27. In a snowstorm, Hagrid takes the cremated remains of Harry Potter and throws them out. What does he say?… “You’re a blizzard, Harry!”
  28. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (365 Teacher Jokes)
  30. What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?… Snow and Tell. (Snow Jokes)
  31. What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?… A snowmobile!
  32. What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?… A Frosty (Fast Food Jokes)
  33. Why is the slippery ice like music?… If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat!
  34. What do Snowmen call their offspring?… Chill-dren.
  35. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite (Top Halloween Jokes)
  36. How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?… Don’t go around BRRfooted!
  37. What do you call a snowman with a six pack?… An abdominal snowman.
  38. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
  39. What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?… Snow.
  40. What is a mountains favorite type of candy?… Snow caps.
  41. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
  42. What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Top Christmas Jokes)
  43. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about blizzards?
  44. If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?… Snowbows.
  45. What did the snowman eat?… Icebergs with chilli sauce.
  46. Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?… Because he liked cool music.
  47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good blizzard knock-knock joke?
  48. Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank.
  49. What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (National Cereal Day Jokes)
  50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good blizzard knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  51. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!