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Check out the Top 25 A.A. Milne Quotes!

  1. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?… “Show me the Honey!”
  2. What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin.
  3. What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Jabba the Hutt have in common?… The same middle name.
  4. What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas
  5. What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet.
  6. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?… “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”
  7. What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?… A very sticky situation!
  8. What is the job of Winnie the Pooh’s father?… POOHlice! He is a Poohliceman.
  9. What do you get if you steal Winnie-the-Pooh’s honey?… A nice clear table.
  10. What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?… Friendship!
  11. What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of honey?… They are both round.
  12. Why is Pooh so sweet?… He eats lots of honey!
  13. What does Pooh do when he is on skates and he wants to stop? … He crashes!
  14. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?… Honey!
  15. Why did Eeyore cross the road?… He wanted to find his tail.
  16. How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?… Only one if it’s a Pooh Bear!
  17. What is Winnie-the-Pooh’s mom’s name?… Pooh jour mama.
  18. Winnie-the-Pooh is so fat… How fat is he?… Winnie-the-Pooh is so fat that when he stepped on the scales it said “To be continued…”
  19. What did Pooh say when he stepped on a skunk cabbage?… Stink, stink, stink.
  20. What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?… An empty honey pot!
  21. What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?… Pooh-hoo.
  22. How many Pooh Bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?… One. Pooh inserts the light bulb, then waits for the rest of the story to revolve around him.
  23. Whats the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?… Hi Honey, I’m home!
  24. Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?… Because he eats a lot of honey!
  25. What will Winnie say when he is a Magician?… Poohffff!