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  1. Why did the banana go out with the prune for Valentine’s Day?… Because he couldn’t get a date.
  2. What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?… I’m nuts about you!
  3. What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?… You’re nuts so bad yourself!
  4. What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?… One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
  5. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?… I find you very attractive.
  6. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?…. You’re fun to hang around with.
  7. “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”…“Really?”… “Yeah, you make me sick!”
  8. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?… Ughs and kisses!
  9. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?… I love you a ton!
  10. What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?… Forget-me-nuts.
  11. Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?… Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
  12. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive you!
  13. What do you call two birds in love?…. Tweethearts!
  14. What did one calculator say to the other?… “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways!”
  15. What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?… I Love Ewe!
  16. What did the girl sheep say back to the boy sheep?… You’re not so baaaa-d yourself!
  17. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?… I’m stuck on you!
  18. Knock knock!… Who’s there? Frank… Frank who?… Frank you for being my friend!
  19. What do you call a very small Valentine’s?… A Valentiny!
  20. What did the cat say to his Valentine?… You’re purr-fect for me!
  21. What did the drum say to his Valentine?… My heart beats for you!
  22. What did the owl say to his Valentine?… Owl be yours!
  23. What did the bear say to his Valentine?… I love you beary much!
  24. What did the light bulb say to his Valentine?… I love you watts and watts!
  25. What did the painter say to his Valentine?… I love you with all my art!

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