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Pi Day Jokes (11)

  1. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pirate Jokes)
  2. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! (Find a U.S. math teacher who tutors!)
  3. What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?… 3.14
  4. Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
  5. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14.
  6. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
  7. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi!
  8. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon!
  9. The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
  10. Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.
  11. I just saw the movie American Pi. I gave it a rating of 3.14.
  12. What is 1.57?… Half a pie
  13. What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  14. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon Pi.
  15. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Pi in the sky.
  16. What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?… Apple pi!
  17. What do we get when we take the object and order the rim by the diameter?…Pi in the sky by and by.
  18. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode.
  19. Come to the nerd side, we have pi!
  20. How far can you recite pi?… Cherry, Apple, Pecan, Blueberry…
  21. What famous private investigator solves math problem?… Magnum PI
  22. What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?… A cow pi.
  23. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given identicalrubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything theywant to measure it, and have all the time they need. The mathematician pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference. He then divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the volume.The physicist gets a bucket of water, places 1.00000 gallons of water in the bucket, drops in the ball, and measures the displacement to six significant figures. And the engineer? He writes down the serial number of the ball, and looks it up.
  24. Albert Einstein‘s birthday was on Pi Day — March 14, 1879. Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake.
  25. What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Eskimo pi.
  26. Several Experts Several experts were all posed the following question: What is pi?
  • The engineer said: “It is approximately 3 and 1/7″
  • The physicist said: “It is 3.14159.”
  • The mathematician thought a bit, and replied “It is equal to pi.”
  • A nutritionist: “Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!”