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More Back to School Jokes… & Top 10 Back to School Jokes
- Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more summer – it’s time for school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. ‘Wake up, son. It’s
time to go to school’ ‘But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.’ ‘Give me two
reasons why you don’t want to go.’ ‘Well, the kids hate me for one, and
the teachers hate me, too!’ ‘Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school.
Come on now and get ready.’ ‘Give me two reasons why I should go to
school.’ ‘Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re
the Head teacher!’ (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- What’s the king of all school supplies?… The ruler. (180 School Jokes)
- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Pencil Jokes for Kids)
- Student: The first day of school is always special to me. It’s the only day of the year when I’m not behind in my homework. (Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I didn’t do my homework. (180 School Jokes)
always seem happy on the first day of school. That’s because
they’re getting paid to be there. We kids have to do it for free. (Teacher Jokes)
- What did the calculator say to the girl on the first day of school?… Pick me and I’ll solve all your problems! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- How do you get straight A’s?… By using a ruler!
first day of school is exciting, but so is riding a roller coaster, and
I wouldn’t want to do that for nine months in a row either.
- Why did the Cyclops teacher have such an easy first day of school?… He only had one pupil. (Biology Jokes)
- Why was school easier for cave people?… Because there was no history to study! (US History Jokes)
- What did the math teacher have for dessert in the 1st day of school?… Pi. (Pi Day Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
- On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?… June, July & August. (Summer Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there!… B-2!… B-2 who?… B-2 school on time!(Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- A book never written: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class.
- Why did the broom get a poor grade in class?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the M&M go to school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
- What object is king of the classroom?… The ruler! (Teacher Jokes)
first day of school wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t followed by the
second day of school, and the third day of school, and then the
fourth day of school.
- What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Teacher Jokes & Train Jokes)