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  1. What’s Joe doing until January 20th?… BIDEN his time. (January Jokes)
  2. Where does the president send his dirty Inauguration clothes?… To Wash-ington D.C.! (Washington Jokes)
  3. What instrument was played the most at the 2017 Republican Presidential Inauguration?… Trump-ets. (Music Jokes)
  4. I want to speak to President Trump: One sunny day in late January 2021 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench.  He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The old man said, “Okay”, and walked away… The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine repeated, “Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanked him and, again, just walked away… The third day, the old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying again, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine, understandably irritated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you’ve been here asking to speak to Trump. I’ve told you each time that he’s no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you get it?” The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”,,, The Marine snapped to attention and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir!” (We have not political bias… se below.)
  5. EVICTED FAMILY NEEDS HELP MOVING! MUST BE OUT BY JANUARY 20th! Please send any unneeded moving supplies to: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, DC 20500.
  6. If you crossed a vegetable with our first president, what would you get… George Squashington. (Farming Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  7. Joe Biden is not my president!!… At least not till January which won’t come soon enough.
  8. The date is 20 January 2017. Donald Trump has just been sworn in as President. He walks to the mic for his inauguration speech. He looks at Obama and says “You’re Fired!” (Labor Day Jokes)
  9. As soon as the 2017 inauguration is over, I’m getting a position on Trump’s ethics committee… I’m not political, I just need some quiet time alone. (Labor Day Jokes)
  10. What might Joe Biden need for inauguration?… Presidentures! (Dentist Jokes)
  11. Well, it’s Inauguration Day in America…. It’s gonna be a great mourning (for the losing party).
  12. What do a Christmas tree and Donald Trump have in common?… Both will be out in January. (Christmas Tree Jokes & January Jokes)
  13. On the night of his 2017 inauguration, Donald Trump was visited by 3 ghosts. Early in the night, FDR appeared. Trump asked him “How can I make America great again?” FDR replies, “think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets.” Trump’s face sours “FAKE NEWS!” he screams and FDR disappears. Trump falls back to sleep. A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asks “How can I make America great again?” Washington replies, “I would suggest you never tell a lie.” This infuriates Trump. He screams for his bodyguards but Washington is already gone. Around 3 in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, he asks “How can I make America great again?” Lincoln thinks for a bit and says “go to the theater.” (Movie Jokes)
  14. What is the most popular college for inauguration?… The Electoral College(College Jokes)
  15. Did you notice the difference between Trump’s inauguration and Obama’s?… Trump’s crowd paled in comparison.
  16. It’s official Trump’s inauguration date is now a National Holiday… At least I assume so because the government shutdown for it.
  17. What might Donald Trump need for inauguration?… Presidentures! (Dentist Jokes)
  18. It just occurred to me Trump’s inauguration was cloudy… I guess the sun was another big star that refused to show. (Sun Jokes)
  19. Trump’s inauguration had a low turnout… Still more than Hillary’s inauguration.
  20. I really hoped Donald Trump won the 2020 Presidential Election… Best way to prevent COVID-19 spreading at the inauguration.
  21. It wasn’t raining during Trump’s inauguration… It was just alternative sunshine. (Rain Jokes)
  22. Trump will still be president of The United States after January 20th… He’s having Rudy draw up the paperwork to form The United States Total Landscaping Co. as we speak!
  23. Vladimir Putin has announced that he will be resigning as the President of Russia in January… He Putin his two month notice. (Labor Day Jokes)
  24. Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie. (George Washington Quotes)
  25. January 20, 2017… The day America expires.