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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST election jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- “George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.” Author Unknown
- “Being president is like running a cemetery: You’ve got a lot of people under you, and nobody’s listening.” Bill Clinton (Cemetery Jokes)
- 2024 Bumper Sticker: Roe Roe Roe your vote!
- How many presidential aides does it take to change a light bulb?… None. They’re supposed to keep the President in the dark.
- What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
- What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures! (Dentist Jokes & Presidents’ Day Jokes)
- “I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national emergency – even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting.” Ronald Reagan
- What is the official footwear of the upcoming presidential election?… The flip flop.
- Why do Americans choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (Presidents Jokes)
- It’s important to look closely at lawn signs during election campaigns… Last time I voted for a real estate agent.
- 2024 Election Jokes: The biggest joke of the 2024 Election… the age of the original candidates (Joe Biden 81 & Donald Trump 78)
- Top 3 things Florida is famous for 1. old people. 2. “stand your ground” laws. 3. recounts! (Florida Jokes)
- How many congressmen does it take to fix a flat tire?… None. They’re all afraid of inflation.
- Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’ (
- 2024 Election Jokes: Do you think Joe Biden waited until it was closer to the Olympics to pass the torch? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- 2024 Election Jokes: What will happen if Republicans finish the border wall?… Democrats will get over it.
- I like my sunglasses like I like my politicians… Polarized and able to be bought surprisingly cheap
- What Pink Floyd song captures the current political climate?… Us and Them. (365 Music Jokes)
- November 1st 2020: Someone just asked me, “Who do you think will win the 2020 Presidential Election?” I said, “I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.”
- What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?… “I have an Inconvenient Tooth.” (Dentist Jokes)
- 2024 Election Jokes: Latest Fox News election poll shows Trump way ahead … … in all 87 states. (Top 50 State Jokes)
- 2020 Election: Why can’t Donald Trump enter the White House?… It is now “For Biden!”
- What do you call a bee that works for the government?… A pollentician.