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More Chemistry Jokes… & More Mole Day Jokes…
- How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes & Geography Jokes)
- Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O. (Chemistry Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
- What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. (STEM Jokes)
- Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! (Fall Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole. (Music Jokes)
- Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Election Jokes)
- What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles! (Football Jokes)
- What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
- What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows! (Chocolate Jokes & Marshmallow Jokes)
- What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens! (Watermelon Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Taco Jokes)
- How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!
- What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice. (Teacher Jokes)
- Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy! (Father’s Day Jokes & Father’s Day Quotes)
- Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. (Dentist Jokes)
- Why are moles bad at counting?… Because they only know one number. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
- What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum!
(Valentine’s Day Jokes) - What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution. (Dentist Jokes)
- What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs. (Ocean Jokes)
- Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
- What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, i’m mole-ting.” (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
- What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Christmas party?… The mole the merrier! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- What did Avogadro call his church services?… Molar Mass.
- Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled.
- What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis. (Doctor Jokes)
- What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?… “To mole or not to mole, this is the question.” (High School Jokes)
- Why are moles always on the phone?… Because they love moleble devices.
- On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole (Presidents’ Day Jokes & Election Jokes)
- What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay.
- What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Movie?… The Little Molemaid. (Little Mermaid Jokes & Disney Jokes)
- What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply.
Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones. (Music Jokes) - Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art. (Music Jokes)
- Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
- Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson.
- What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne” (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia (World Geography Jokes)
- Can you name two movies that Avogadro really liked?… Mole Miner’s Daughter and Moleby Dick.
- What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… when he got a mole-in-one! (Golf Jokes)
- How did Avogadro send a secret message with his walkie-talkie?… He used Molse Code.
- What is a mole’s favorite television show?… Molerose place.
- What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious! (Dog Jokes)
- Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles. (Zoo Jokes)
- Who is the mole’s favorite rapper?… Mole-ja Boy. (Music Jokes)
- How would you describe a stinky chemist? … Mole-odorous.
- What is Avogadro’s favorite day of the week?… Moleday (Jokes for Special Days of the Year)
- What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola. (Fast Food Jokes)
- Why do moles love Tyra Banks?… Because she’s on America’s Next Top Moledel.
- What do chemists do in a math class?… moletiply (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… the Molkey Way (Astronomy Jokes) - What are mammoles?… Four-legged animoles!. (Animal Jokes)
- Why can’t Avogadro have pets?… Because he will mole them. (Animal Jokes)
- What is the mole’s favorite TV show?… Mole-eesha.
- What was Avogadro’s favorite Native American tribe?… The Molehawks.
- What is the mole’s favorite Britney Spears song?… Gimme Mole. (Music Jokes)
- Why do moles love music from the 60′s?… Because of Moletown. (Music Jokes)
- Why don’t moles like Rod Stewart?… Because he’s a wannabe Barry Manimole. (Music Jokes)
- Why are moles always eating?… Because they’re molenourished.
- What did Avogadro give his ex-wife every month?… Alimoley (Divorce Jokes)
- What did Avogadro have on his pancakes?… moleasses. (Pancake Jokes)
- How would you have described Avogadro’s room while he was a teenager?… a Molar Mess.
- What did Avogadro put into the pockets of his tweed suit?… moleth balls.
- Which Walt Disney characters was Avogadro fond of?… Mickey and Minnie Mole. (Disney Jokes)
- What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… the molar system (Astronomy Jokes)
- How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… he scored the winning mole! (Soccer Jokes & Top 10 Summer Olympic Jokes)
- Why did people say Avogadro was lazy?… They said he was slow as moleasses.
- What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… moletd chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- What religion did Avogadro belong to?… Molslem.
- What did Avogadro’s bird do when it was time for him to send his feathers?… it moleted. (Bird Jokes)
- What was the mad bomber’s favorite drink?… Moletev cocktail.
- Where did Mrs. Avogadro do her shopping?… In a shopping mole. (Black Friday Jokes)
- What are moles made of?… molecules
- Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers (Baseball Jokes)
- What brand of cigarettes did Avogadro smoke?… DuMoleix.
- What do you sue to flatten hot asphalt?… a steam moler.
- How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole.
- How much money did Avogadro make from being a chemist?… enough to make him into a moleionnaire.
- What is Avogadro’s favorite sport?… lawn moles (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite drink?… coca-molar (Summer Jokes)
- What happened to Avogadro when he had to drive over a bridge?… he had to pay at the molegate! (Car Jokes)
- What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole! (World Geography Jokes)
- What were Avogadro’s houses made of?… Moleskin
- Where does Avogadro plant his trees?… moles in the ground. (Arbor Day Jokes & Tree Jokes)
- What was Avogadro’s best subject?… Mass.
- What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the masquerade ball / Halloween Costume Party?… an avacado. (Halloween Jokes)
- What was the problem Avogadro had with his shoes?… He wore the moles out too quickly!
- At what time was Avogadro at his romantic best?… on mole-lit nights. (Valentine’s Day jokes))
- What scientist was a member of the pig family?… Neils Bohr. (Pig Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite character… Masswell Smart.
- What was Avogadro full of?… Molar energy or 6 × 1023 particles
- What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Channel movie?… Mole-aweentown (Halloween Jokes)
- Where do students graduate?… at moleage (College Jokes)
- Where did Avogadro go sailing?… Mole ucc Strait (Sailing Jokes)
- Why don’t moles like teenage actresses?… Because Lindsay Molehan gives them a bad reputation.
- What did Avogadro do when he lost his job?.. he joined the mole queue.
- How do moles finance their homes?… With a molergage!
- What are Avogadro’s favorite places?… Moldend, Massachusetts