Top 20 Columbus Day Jokes

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  1. Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet! (Biology Jokes)
  2. Why did it take Columbus so long to say the alphabet?… He spent months at C. (26 Lessons & Ocean Jokes)
  3. What baseball team did Columbus root for?… The Mariners. (Baseball Jokes)
  4. Why did the map always get into trouble with Christopher Columbus?… It had a bad latitude. (Geography Jokes)
  5. Why did Christopher Columbus say his compasses and scales were intelligent?… Because they all graduated. (College Jokes)
  6. Which did Columbus way was smarter, longitude or latitude?… Longitude, because it has 360 degrees. (Geography Jokes & College Jokes)
  7. Why was Columbus in trouble with the ocean?… He crossed it. (Ocean Jokes)
  8. Why did Columbus do on his school report cards?… He always worked at C-Level. (180 School Jokes)
  9. What was Columbus’s favorite letter of the alphabet?…C (Sea). (26 Lessons & Ocean Jokes)
  10. What did Columbus say when he was accused of speeding through the port?… I did knot. (Police Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  11. Who taught Christopher Columbus how to sail?… Bo Ting. (Ocean Jokes)
  12. Why did Columbus put one of his sailors in time-out?… He was being naughty-cal. (Ocean Jokes)
  13. What do you get when you cross Columbus Day with Halloween?… Ghoulumbus Day. (Halloween Jokes)
  14. What do Christopher Columbus and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Geography Jokes)
  15. How was Christopher Columbus like ants?… They both established colonies. (American Revolution Jokes)
  16. How did Christopher Columbus pay for his trip to the new land?… He used his Discover card.
  17. How did the young explorer get to school?… On the ColumBUS. (180 School Jokes)
  18. What’s the difference between Christopher Columbus and the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz?… One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind. (Fall Jokes)
  19. What did Columbus use for money?… Sand dollars. (Ocean Jokes)
  20. Which football team does Christopher Columbus like the least?… The Vikings, because they always beat him. (Leif Eriksson found America first) (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  22. Why couldn’t anyone play cards on the voyage to the Americas?… Columbus was standing on the deck. 
  23. How did the octupus make Christopher Columbus laugh?…With ten-tickles. (Ocean Jokes)
  24. What time was it when a whale jumped into Columbus’s boat?… Time to get a new boat. (Whale Jokes)
  25. How did Columbus avoid scurvy?… Vitamin Sea. (Ocean Jokes)
  26. What did Columbus do with the blue whale?… Cheered it up. (Cheerleading Jokes / Psychology Jokes) / Whale Jokes)
  27. Why did the Nina crash into the dock.It was closer than it a-PIER-ed (Nina was one of the ships used by Columbus) 
  28. How was Columbus’s ship like Black Friday?… They’re both driven by sails. (Black Friday Jokes)
  29. Where did Christopher Columbus play checkers?… Overboard. 
  30. Why did Columbus eat a candle?… He needed a light snack.  (Candle Jokes)
  31. Who was the first feline to discover America?… Christopher Columpuss. (Cat Jokes)
  32. When did they serve dinner on the Santa Maria?… Maritime. 
  33. How did Columbus say hello to other sailors?… He waved. 
  34. How did Columbus get down from his ship’s mast?… He didn’t – you only get down from a goose. 
  35. How did Columbus get the Pinta for so cheap?… It was on sail. (Black Friday Jokes)
  36. How did Christopher Columbus make his crew laugh?… With a whale of a tale. (Whale Jokes)
  37. Why did Columbus cross the ocean?… To get to the other tide. (Ocean Jokes)
  38. Why did Columbus bring helmets on his ships?… To protect the bulkhead. (Ocean Jokes)
  39. Where did Columbus take his boat when it had a hole in it?… To the nearest doc. (Ocean Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  40. What was a goal for Christopher Columbus?… When the ball went into the net. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  41. How big was the shipwrecked Spanish ship?… It was capsized. (Ocean Jokes)
  42. Why did Columbus’s first ship sink?… It was christened with holey water. (Ocean Jokes)
  43. Why did Columbus bring a baseball player on his voyage?… In case he needed someone to batten down the hatches. (Baseball Jokes)
  44. What happened when Christopher Columbus dropped his hat in the sea?… It got wet. (Ocean Jokes)
  45. Where did Columbus find oceans without water?… On his map.  (Geography Jokes) (Ocean Jokes)
  46. How did the crew of the Santa Maria wash their clothes?… They used tide. (Ocean Jokes)
  47. Why did Columbus hire a cleaning service for the Pinta?… It was looking dinghy. 
  48. What vegetable wouldn’t Christopher Columbus bring back for the queen?… Leeks – because he was on a ship and didn’t want to sink. 
  49. What did Columbus do on his birthday?… He got older. (Birthday Jokes)
  50. What did Columbus play when he was bored?… Played cards – because he always had a deck. (Ocean Jokes)
  51. What looks like half the Santa Maria?… The other half.
  52. Columbus’ Father: I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Christopher. You could have written. (Father’s Day Jokes & Father’s Day Quotes)
  53. Let’s celebrate Columbus Day by walking into someone’s house and telling them we live there now! (Walking Jokes)
  54. The teacher stood at the front of the room. “Does anybody know what this Monday is?” About half of the students raised their hands. The teacher pointed to one of them. “It’s Columbus Day!” he crowed. The teacher smiled. “It is. Does anybody know why we celebrate it?” This time, only one student raised her hand. “It’s the day the Indians discovered Columbus!” (180 School Jokes)
  55. How was Columbus’s ship like an avid shopper?… They’re both driven by sales! (Black Friday Jokes)
  56. The teacher was telling the story of Christopher Columbus and how many thought that the world was flat. Then she had mentioned that the world was really round and… got interrupted… “Miss Smith, the world is square, not round,” said Johnny. “No, it’s round Johnny. Who told you it was square?” replied the teacher. “My older brother. He claims he’s been to all 4 corners of the earth.” (Geography Jokes)
  57. What happened when Columbus was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow miss. (Archery Jokes)
  58. Why did the hungry Columbus eat the last candle?… He wanted a light snack. (Candle Jokes)
  59. Who was the first cat to discover America?… Christopher Columpuss! (Cat Jokes)
  60. What would you get if you crossed Columbus Day with Halloween?… Ghoulumbus Day! (Halloween Jokes)
  61. What’s the difference between one of Columbus’s sailors and a monster?… One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind!  (Halloween Jokes)
  62. Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course. Lee Trevino (Golf Jokes)
  63. What happened in 1492?… Native Americans discovered Columbus.
  64. America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.  Oscar Wilde