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Top 10 Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia & Answers

  1. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  2. What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
  3. Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?… Because he went down in history.  (Reindeer Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  4. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
  5. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  6. Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  7. Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Star Wars Jokes)
  8. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)
  9. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
  10. Knock knockWho’s there?… Irish... Irish who?… Irish you a Merry Christmas! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  11. What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you! (Reindeer Jokes)
  12. Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes / High School Psychology Lessons / Elf Jokes)
  13. What’s Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws! (Dog Jokes)
  14. How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?… There’s Noel! (Teacher Jokes & Top 10 Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
  15. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  16. A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.
  17. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes)
  18. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!(Reindeer Jokes)
  19. What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?…Welfy. (Elf Jokes)
  20. What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Back to School Jokes Elf Jokes)