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  1. A priest, a rabbi, and a World Series MVP walk into a bar… The bartender stops them and says, “No no no, what is this, some kind of joke?” (Beer Jokes)
  2. It is Game 7 of the World Series, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Series, and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Series we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, a relative or even a neighbor to take the seat? The man shook his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.” (Grandparent Jokes)
  3. Is There Baseball In Heaven? Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.” (Grandparent Jokes)
  4. Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?… From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle. (Track Jokes)
  5. For the first time in their franchise history the Washington National’s are World Series champions Scherzer threw his glove out of the way and everybody started crowding the mound, jumping up and down with pure joy. Man the expressions on their faces were completely Bryceless!
  6. The moment the Washington Nationals won the World Series… Was absolutely briceless.
  7. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  8. Have you ever seen a line drive?… No, but I have seen a baseball park!
  9. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  10. “Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?”…   “Forget it. It’s way over your head.” (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  11. What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?… The Umpire Strikes Back. (Star Wars Jokes)
  12. When Dr. Anthony Fauci plays baseball, what position is he?… Catcher, he can always wear a mask! (Doctor Jokes)
  13. I’m glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series… 108 years of hibernation just doesn’t seem healthy.
  14. A man at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit him.
  15. 2016: Where Leiceister City defies the odds of 3000/1 to win the league title, Cubs win the world series, and Donald Trump is elected as the president of the United States.
  16. A lion offspring asked his dad “What is a world series?” “I don’t expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub”
  17. Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Cupcake Jokes)
  18. Chicago really is the windy city. After all, they did just win de World Series
  19. What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?… They turn off their Xbox.
  20. That World Series game was so long… When it started Kevin Spacey was still a respected actor.
  21. I’m still in a state of total shock I mean the Cubs won the World Series
  22. After tonight’s World Series game… It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears.
  23. What does a mama bear on birth control have in common with the world series?… No cubs!
  24. Chicago wins World Series for first time since 1908 In other news, Chicago burns to ground for first time since 1871.
  25. I’m still in a state of total shock I mean the Cubs won the World Series
  26. I’m glad the Astros won the World Series… The people of Houston have waded so long for this.