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- Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?… Because the octopus was well armed. (Shark Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
- Why did the octopus blush?… He saw the bottom of the ocean. (Ocean Jokes)
- What do you call 8 x 3.14?… Octopi. (Pi Day Jokes)
- Who was the most infamous pirate octopus?… Captain Squid. (Pirate Jokes)
- What do you call an octopus musician?… A rocktopus. (Music Jokes)
- What do octopus knights wear?… A coat of arms. (Knight Jokes & Biology Jokes)
- Why did the octopus cross the road?… To get to the other TIDE!!! (Ocean Jokes)
- What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?… Itenticle.
- How do young fish get to school?… By octobus. (180 School Jokes)
- What would be good about crossing a turkey with an octopus?… Everyone would get a drumstick on Thanksgiving. (Thanksgiving Jokes)