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More Thanksgiving Jokes…

  1. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  3. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
  4. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  5. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  6. What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan. (Summer Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  7. Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  8. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
  9. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
  10. With Coronavirus a big concern in 2020, what was the #1 side dish for Thanksgiving?…  Masked potatoes. (Covid Jokes & Doctor Jokes)