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  1. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland!
  2. What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes)
  3. When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon.
  4. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon!
  5. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel.
  6. Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t.
  7. What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day!
  8. What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Top Geography Jokes)
  9. The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
  10. Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.