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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Star Wars jokes.
  2. Trying to come up with Jedi jokes about Star Wars is difficult… Sometimes they seem a bit too forced. (Jedi Jokes
  3. Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9? Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
  4. What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!” (Pizza Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  5. Obi Wan: “Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.” (Book Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  6. I didn’t like Obi-Wan’s Jedi master… But I’ve decided to let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons. (Jedi Jokes)
  7. Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go? Yoda: Kill him… (Obi-Wan executes the Sith.) Yoda: …you must not. (Jedi Jokes)
  8. What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?… Nice suit, must have cost you an .. (Darth Vader Jokes)
  9. Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Sith Jokes & Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  10. Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Christmas Jokes)