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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Star Wars jokes.
- Trying to come up with Jedi jokes about Star Wars is difficult… Sometimes they seem a bit too forced. (Jedi Jokes)
- Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9? Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
- What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!” (Pizza Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
- Obi Wan: “Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.” (Book Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
- I didn’t like Obi-Wan’s Jedi master… But I’ve decided to let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons. (Jedi Jokes)
- Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go? Yoda: Kill him… (Obi-Wan executes the Sith.) Yoda: …you must not. (Jedi Jokes)
- What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?… Nice suit, must have cost you an .. (Darth Vader Jokes)
- Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Sith Jokes & Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
- Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Christmas Jokes)