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- Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
- When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (180 School Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (Father’s Day Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm.
- What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob! (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
- Is BB hungry?… No, BB-8.
- Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?… Because in charge of directing, Yoda was. (Movie Jokes)
- Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?… Because he’s always a little short.
- What’s the difference between Han Solo’s bogeys (boogers) and his best friend?… Nothing. They’re both Chewie.
- How does Darth Vader like his toast?… On the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)