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Google Search “Top 10 Skiing Jokes”

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about skiing.
  2. Say what you want about skiing… ..but the sports going downhill, FAST!
  3. What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke!
  4. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… 2, one to change the bulb and one to say “Nice turn, nice turn!”
  5. I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip… Our relationship was going downhill.
  6. Ski Pun: Don’t get into skiing… It’s a slippery slope.
  7. Ski Pun: Old skiers go downhill fast.
  8. Ski Pun: I figured out why ski resorts are so funny. They’re hillareas.
  9. Ski Pun:Ski lifts always chair me up.
  10. Somebody asked me recently why I took up downhill skiing… I told them uphill skiing was far too difficult.