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More Pumpkin Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pumpkin jokes.
  2. Orange you pumped for Halloween?
  3. The World’s Largest Pumpkin fell on a local woman today… Reports say she was squashed.
  4. I saw a beautiful pumpkin today…It was gourdeous.
  5. Where do jack o’ lanterns live?… In the seedy part of town!
  6. We got our seasonal bulk in at work today and got pumpkin spice motor oil… It’s for Autumnmobiles. (Fall Jokes)
  7. How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?… On vine-yl. (365 Music Jokes)
  8. What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern
  9. What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. (Pi Day Jokes)
  10. I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle. (Candle Jokes)