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More Pumpkin Jokes…

  1. What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out! (Halloween Jokes & Fall Jokes)
  2. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?… A pumpkin patch. (Halloween Jokes & Fall Jokes)
  3. What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. (Top Pi Day Jokes)
  4. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash! (101 Sports Jokes / Squash Jokes)
  5. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash. (Fall Jokes)
  6. What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the other jack-o’-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?…”Let’s get glowing.”
  7. I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle.
  8. What do you call an overweight pumpkin?…A plumpkin!
  9. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash.
  10. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd.