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High School Psychology Lessons & Bullying Prevention Blogs
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? (Pavlov’s Dog Experiment: Amazing Nobel Prize Psychology Lesson!)
- A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- Why was Pavlov’s Hair so soft?… Classical conditioning. (Barber Jokes)
- Dog #1 Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Dog #2 No but it makes my mouth water. (Pavlov’s Dog Experiment: Amazing Nobel Prize Psychology Lesson!)
- I was at a ski resort for a psychiatry convention… I’ve never seen so many Freudians slips. (Skiing Jokes)
- A Ph.D. student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park and they find and antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.” “Me first! Me first!” says the Ph.D. student. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless.” Poof! He’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the post-doc. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other.” Poof! He’s gone. “You’re next,” the genie says to the professor. The professor says, “I want those guys back in the lab after lunch.” (Hawaii Jokes)
- Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist?… He no longer believed in himself. (Christmas Jokes)
- One behaviorist meets another one on the street. He says, “Hi. How am I feeling today?”
- People from Maine are so self-centered… All their T-Shirts and mugs say “I ❤️ ME”! (Maine Jokes)
- Tommy paid his way through college by waitering in a restaurant. “What’s the usual tip?” asked a customer. “Well,” said Tommy, “this is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I’d be doing great.” “Is that so?” growled the customer. “In that case, here’s twenty dollars.” “Thanks. I’ll put it in my college fund,” Tommy said. “By the way, what are you studying?” asked the customer. “Applied psychology.” (Waiter Jokes)