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More Octopus Jokes…

  1. What is an octopus’s favorite game?… Squidditch. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  2. What do you get when you cross a farm laborer with an octopus?… The best darn apple picker you’ve ever seen.
  3. Octopus: [holding a gun in each hand] Cat: You’re one short pal. (Cat Jokes)
  4. What’s an octopus’ favorite party?… Oktoperfest. (Octopus Jokes & October Jokes)
  5. What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?… Itenticle. (Twin Jokes)
  6. Why does an octopus perform poorly on a basketball court?… It’s always getting tentacle fouls. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  7. What do humans and octopuses have in common?… Two sets of forearms. (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
  8. What is an octopus’s favorite game?… Squidditch. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  9. How do young fish get to school?… By octobus. (180 School Jokes)
  10. What did the octopus say to his girlfriend at the Beatles concert?… I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand… (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)