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More Octopus Jokes…
- What did the octopus say to his girlfriend at the Beatles concert?… I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand… (Music Jokes)
- What is an octopus’s favorite game?… Squidditch. (Harry Potter Jokes)
- Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?… Because the octopus was well armed. (Shark Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
- Octopus: [holding a gun in each hand] Cat: you’re one short pal. (Cat Jokes)
- Who was the most infamous pirate octopus?… Captain Squid. (Pirate Jokes)
- An octopus went off to war… It’s a good thing that he was well-armed. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
- What do you call 8 x 3.14?… Octopi. (Pi Day Jokes)
- How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?… Ten tickles.
- Why did the octopus blush?… He saw the bottom of the ocean. (Ocean Jokes)
- A recruiter asks an octopus if he wants to join the Army… The octopus says no thanks I’m army enough as it is. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)