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More Octopus Jokes…

  1. What did the octopus say to his girlfriend at the Beatles concert?… I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand… (Music Jokes)
  2. What is an octopus’s favorite game?… Squidditch. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  3. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?… Because the octopus was well armed. (Shark Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
  4. Octopus: [holding a gun in each hand] Cat: you’re one short pal. (Cat Jokes)
  5. Who was the most infamous pirate octopus?… Captain Squid. (Pirate Jokes)
  6. An octopus went off to war… It’s a good thing that he was well-armed. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
  7. What do you call 8 x 3.14?… Octopi. (Pi Day Jokes)
  8. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?… Ten tickles.
  9. Why did the octopus blush?… He saw the bottom of the ocean. (Ocean Jokes)
  10. A recruiter asks an octopus if he wants to join the Army… The octopus says no thanks I’m army enough as it is. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)