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More New Year’s Jokes for Teachers…

  1. “I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.” A high school teacher on the last day before Winter Break. (Dad Jokes & High School Jokes)
  2. Where can you go to practice math on New Year’s Eve?… Times Square. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  3. What happened to the student who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve?… He got 12 months! (Police Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  4. Teacher to his class:Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve… It’s December 31st.
  5. Why does a student need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?… To ring in the New Year.
  6. Why did the teacher put the new calendar in the freezer?… To start off the New Year in a cool way. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  7. Why did the teacher stand on her left foot during the New Year’s Eve countdown?… So she starts the New Year on the right foot. (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
  8. Why was 6 afraid of 9 on New Year’s Eve?… Because 9, 8, 7 … (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  9. What did the generous chemistry teacher say when his friends crashed his New Year’s Eve party?… The mole the merrier! (Mole Day Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  10. What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & High School Jokes)