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Google Search National Hat Day Jokes

  1. Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!
  2. Never trust a man wearing a hat… They’re always trying to cover something up.
  3. I just bought a new hat… with a built-in fan that keeps my head cool during hot weather. It really blows my mind. (Summer Jokes)
  4. Two hats are hanging on a hat rack…. One says to the other, “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”
  5. What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks! (Magic Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  6. I just entered the town’s tightest hat competition… hope I can pull it off.
  7. Did you know you can make a hat out of any ship?… You just flip it over, that way it’s capsized!
  8. What time is it when a hippo sits on your hat?… Time for a new hat. (Black Friday Jokes)
  9. What a weird day! First I found a hat full of money. Then I was followed around by some guy with a guitar.
  10. I went trick or treating as Gandhi and kept all of my candy in a hat And when someone tried to take the candy from my hat i told them “My hat my candy”