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- 180 School Jokes
- Elementary School Jokes
- Middle School Jokes
- High School Jokes
- Teacher Jokes
- Principal Jokes
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more middle school jokes. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there!… B-2!… B-2 who?… B-2 school on time! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Why did the M&M go to middle school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
- How are coffee beans like middle school kids?… They’re always getting grounded. (Coffee Jokes)
- What object is king of the classroom?… The ruler!
- Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
- What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?… Bookworms. (Fishing Jokes & Library Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to school today? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Pencil Jokes)
- Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Music Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point! (Pencil Jokes)
- Why are middle school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand. (101 Sports Jokes)
- Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
- How does a middle school student make a tissue dance?…Put a little boogey in it!
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local middle school?… Probably not, he is still sleeping. (Nap Jokes)
- What did the middle school math book tell the #2 pencil?….I have a lot of problems. (Pencil Jokes / Top Math Jokes / 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (101 Sports Jokes & Pencil Jokes)
- What do a chicken and a middle school band have in common?….They both have drum sticks!
- What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation.
- What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Top Christmas Jokes)
- Why is it so hot in a middle school football stadium after a game?…. All the fans have left! (Top Sports Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about the middle school construction project?…. I’m still working on it!
- I heard they put a new wing on the middle school….That is true, but it still won’t fly.
- Where do you put smart hot dogs?…. On honor rolls! (Top Summer Jokes)
- How do middle school athletes stay cool during a game?…They sit near the fans! (101 Sports Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
- Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map! (Top Geography Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student stare at the automobile’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune.
- When is a middle school theater clumsy?….When the curtain falls.
- Why was the middle school textbook in the hospital?…Because it hurt his spine.
- Why did the middle school student throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly.
- What did the dentist give to the middle school marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste
- Why shouldn’t you tell the joke about the ceiling to a middle school student?… It’s way over his / her head.
- What did one middle school math book say to the other?…You think you’ve got problems. (Top Math Jokes)
- Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- Why did the middle school put his money in the freezer? … He wanted cold hard cash!
- What state has the the loudest middle school students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes)
- Why did the home economics student throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly!
- How was the middle school band Camping Trip?…Intense (in-tents)!
- Why are middle school mascots never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed!
- What is the only bow that a middle school student can’t tie?…Rainbow!
- What do you call a middle school student with carrots in its ears?… Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
- Why did the middle school baseball player get arrested? … Because he stole second base! (Top Sports Jokes)
- Why did middle school nurse tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
- Have you heard the joke about the middle school baseball? … It’ll leave you in stitches. (Top Sports Jokes)
- If two is a pair and three is a crowd, what are four and five? … Nine! (Top Math Jokes)
- What did the framed student artwork say to the wall?… I was framed!
- What did one middle school cafeteria plate say to the other plate?…Lunch (dinner, or breakfast) is on me!
- What did zero (0) say to eight (8)?…Nice belt! (Top Math Jokes)
- Why is six afraid of seven?… Because 7 ATE 9! (Top Math Jokes)
- Why did the lettuce beat the carrot in a middle school track meet?…Because it was a head! (Top Sports Jokes)
- What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling!
- Biology Joke: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?…He had NO BODY to go with.
- Biology Joke: What did one eye say to the other eye?… Something between us smells!
- Biology Joke: Why did the skeleton hold up the middle school barbecue?…He needed a spare rib.
- What did the under-aged middle school student say when he walked into the bar?…Ouch
- Did you hear about the middle school student who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?… He’s all right now.
- Why was the middle school trashcan sad?…He / she was dumped.
- Why did the middle school computer go to the doctors?…It had a virus.
- What is a snake’s favorite class?…Hissss-tory! (Social Studies Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear the joke about broken pencil?… probably not, it is pointless. (Pencil Jokes)
- Why did the pencil get a speeding ticket?… He had a lead foot! (Pencil Jokes & Police Jokes for Kids)
- Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it is pointless. (Pencil Jokes)