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More “Kansas Jokes”

  1. If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa. (Music Jokes / Movie Jokes / Rain Jokes / World Geography Jokes / Dog Jokes)
  2. Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport?… They tried to carry-on my wayward son.
  3. Two guys are driving from Kansas to Maine and they drive by a sign for Worcester, MA. They both look at eachother and say, ‘how the hell do you pronounce that?” The driver says “War-chester”, the passanger says, “Nah, its gotta be “wir-ster”. They argue a bit and decide that the only way to know for sure is to get off at the exit for Worcester, go into the first place they see and ask a local. The winner gets $20. They shake on it. They come up on the exit, get off and go into the first place they see, as agreed. They go up to the counter and say to the kid running the front desk “hey son, now this is very important, my friend and i got $20 riding on this. I need you to slowly and clearly tell us the name of where we are”. The kid looks at him and leans over the counter and goes “DAI-RY QUEEN”
  4. What did the Titans team pilot say when they arrived in Kansas City?… Touch Down! Kansas City! (Plane Jokes)
  5. What did Tennessee?… Same thing Arkansas
  6. I used to live in the middle of Kansas, but I remember very little…. It was all a Hays.
  7. I started taking fish out of Kansas City and bringing them into Kansas. The local vegans and fishermen got mad at me. I said, “What, I’m just putting them out of their Missouri”
  8. Where did the Pirate from Kansas move to?… Ar-Kansas
  9. Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Begging… These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.
  10. What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?… Baryon my wayward son!