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  1. What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
  2. What did the skeleton drive to the Hockey game?… A Zam-bony. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  3. What do you give a hockey player when he demands money?… A check.
  4. Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?… All of them, a crossbar can’t jump! (Track and Field Jokes for Kids)
  5. Why do hockey players like most about chess?… When they get to check the king.
  6. What the best way to get a hockey player into a bank?… Offer free checking.
  7. How a does hockey player kiss?… He puckers up. (Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  8. What do a bad hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice!
  9. Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal!What do you call a grumpy hockey player?… No more, Mr. Ice guy!
  10. What is the hardest foot to buy a hockey skate for?… A square foot. (Football Jokes)