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More “Hawaii Jokes”

  1. What’s a short, quiet Hawaiian laugh?… Aloha.
  2. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day.. I should have cooked it on aloha temperature. (Pizza Jokes)
  3. Did you hear the joke about Diamond Head?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & 11 Beautiful Hawaii Mountains)
  4. What do you get when you cross a hula hoop and a boxer?… Hawaiian Punch. (Boxing Jokes)
  5. Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “Be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Wyoming Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  6. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Hawaii… Hawaii who?… I’m fine, how are you? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  7. What’s the scariest day on the Hawaiian calendar?…Hula-ween. (Halloween Jokes & October Jokes)
  8. How did the Hawaiian hipster die?… He walked on lava before it was cool. (Geology Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
  9. Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii) (California Jokes)
  10. What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo- moos. (Cow Jokes)