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More Great Hamburger Jokes

  1. Can you name two burgers who are royalty?… Sir Loin and Burger King!
  2. Why are Wendy’s hamburgers square?… Because they don’t cut corners. (Geometry Jokes)
  3. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty.
  4. Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
  5. When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?… During PRIME time!
  6. What kind of food truck serves hamburgers?… A patty wagon.
  7. Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  8. Where were hamburgers 1st made?… Greece. (World Geography Jokes & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  9. What is the hamburgers motto?… If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again! (365 Inspiring Quotes & Fast Food Jokes)
  10. When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?… When somebody says, “Well done!”