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More Halloween Jokes…

  1. Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?…He was a pain in the neck!
  2. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?…Lazy bones!
  3. What did one casket say to the other casket?…”Is that you coffin?” (coughing).
  4. What kind of streets do zombies live on?… Dead-ends.
  5. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?…A crummy mummy.
  6. When do vampires like horse racing?…When it’s neck and neck!
  7. Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even.
  8. What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?… Rap music.
  9. What school subject is a witch good at?…Spelling.
  10. How do you say goodbye to a vampire?… So long sucker!