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  1. Knock Knock… Who is there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah a good joke about the environment? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. Why does a recent survey state only 87% of Americans think global warming is happening?… The other 13 percent work for the oil industry! (Earth Day Jokes)
  3. My teacher wanted me to come up with a set of steps that we could use to save the environment… So I created an Al Gore-ithm. (Jokes for Teachers)
  4. I don’t have a Carbon Footprint… Because I drive everywhere. (Car Jokes)
  5. I’m tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment… I did it once and killed a cyclist. (Bike Jokes)
  6. Why is smoking good for the environment?… Because it kills humans.
  7. Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year?… He got coal for Christmas. (Christmas Jokes)
  8. If Mac users care more about the environment more than Windows users, then why do Macs have a trash can and Windows has a recycling bin? (Computer Jokes)
  9. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Tree Jokes)
  10. We all have to do our part for the environment. And there are many different ways one can save energy… I normally use the couch.