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More Dog Jokes…

  1. What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Bee Jokes & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
  2. How do dog catchers get paid?… By the pound! (Labor Day Jokes)
  3. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties. “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one child. “No,” said another. “He’s just for good luck.” A third child brought the argument to a close. “They use the dogs,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrants.” (Grandparent Jokes)
  4. First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation? Second dog: Search me! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  5. What is the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. (Whale Jokes for Kids)
  6. What do chemists’ dogs do with their bones?… They barium! (Chemistry jokes)
  7. What do you call a frozen dog?… A pupsicle! (Summer Jokes & Popsicle Jokes)
  8. Which breed of dog is the quietest?… A hush puppy!
  9. Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Summer Camp Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
  10. What’s Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws! (Christmas Jokes)