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More Cupcake Jokes

  1. What does the best hockey team get for their end-of-season party?… Stanley Cupcakes. (Hockey Jokes)
  2. What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?… Desserted.
  3. What did the pig say when somebody told him he was making cupcakes all wrong?… Listen, I’ve been bacon my whole life. (Bacon Jokes & Pig Jokes)
  4. Why did the burglar break into the bakery?… Because he heard the cupcakes were rich. (Police Jokes)
  5. Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office?… It was feeling crumby. (Doctor Jokes)
  6. What did the cupcake say to the fork?… You want a piece of me? (Boxing Jokes)
  7. I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain. (Labor Day Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  8. Why didn’t the cupcake talk to the croissant?… Because he had muffin to say.
  9. Two cupcakes are in the oven together cooking and one of them says “If we don’t get out of here alive, I love you man.” The other cupcake says “Oh my gosh… A talking cupcake!”
  10. I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Pie Jokes)