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October Jokes & MORE Columbus Day Jokes)

  1. How did Christopher Columbus pay for his trip to the new land?… He used his Discover card.
  2. Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?… They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan. (World Geography Jokes)
  3. How did Columbus do on his school report cards?… He always worked at C-Level. (180 School Jokes)
  4. Christopher Columbus got lost because the directions weren’t ‘pacific. (Ocean Jokes)
  5. What baseball team did Columbus root for?… The Mariners. (Baseball Jokes)
  6. Why did it take Columbus so long to say the alphabet?… He spent months at C. (26 Lessons & Ocean Jokes)
  7. Why did the map always get into trouble with Christopher Columbus?… It had a bad latitude. (Geography Jokes)
  8. How did Columbus avoid scurvy?… Vitamin Sea. (Ocean Jokes)
  9. Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet! (Biology Jokes)
  10. Why couldn’t anyone play cards on the voyage to the Americas?… Columbus was standing on the deck.