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More Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes

  1. Why do we cook bacon and bake chocolate chip cookies? (Bacon Jokes)
  2. My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Grandparent Jokes)
  3. When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  4. What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Chocolate Chip Cookies! (Car Jokes)
  5. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  6. Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball Jokes & Coaching Youth Basketball)
  7. What do the chocolate chip cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips. (Computer Jokes)
  8. Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his mother was a wafer so long! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids & Mom Jokes)
  9. Why do girls scouts sell chocolate chip cookies?… They wanna make a sweet first impression.
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