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More California Jokes…
- Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii) (Hawaii Jokes)
- What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?… UCLA.
- Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?… Holly-wood! (Christmas Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Geography Jokes)
- California geologists aren’t perfect, they have their San Andreas faults. (Geography Jokes)
- Where do waffles go on vacation?… Sandy Eggo. (Travel Blogs)
- Where in California does everyone have minty fresh breath?… Sacra-mentos. (Candy Jokes)
- Fortunately the California earthquakes were a bit out in the desert so not many people got hurt. But a few snakes were rattled. (Earthquake Jokes & Snake Jokes)
- What did California say to Baja California?… Nothing. They just shook! (Earthquake Jokes)
- Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?… They’re allegedly calling themselves the “ca-hoots.” (Bird Jokes)