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- What’s Joe doing until January 20th?… BIDEN his time. (January Jokes)
- Where does the president send his dirty Inauguration clothes?… To Wash-ington D.C.! (Washington Jokes)
- What instrument was played the most at the 2017 Republican Presidential Inauguration?… Trump-ets. (Music Jokes)
- I want to speak to President Trump: One sunny day in late January 2021 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The old man said, “Okay”, and walked away… The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine repeated, “Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanked him and, again, just walked away… The third day, the old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying again, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine, understandably irritated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you’ve been here asking to speak to Trump. I’ve told you each time that he’s no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you get it?” The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”,,, The Marine snapped to attention and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir!” (We have not political bias… se below.)
- EVICTED FAMILY NEEDS HELP MOVING! MUST BE OUT BY JANUARY 20th! Please send any unneeded moving supplies to: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, DC 20500.
- If you crossed a vegetable with our first president, what would you get… George Squashington. (Farming Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
- Joe Biden is not my president!!… At least not till January which won’t come soon enough.
- The date is 20 January 2017. Donald Trump has just been sworn in as President. He walks to the mic for his inauguration speech. He looks at Obama and says “You’re Fired!” (Labor Day Jokes)
- As soon as the 2017 inauguration is over, I’m getting a position on Trump’s ethics committee… I’m not political, I just need some quiet time alone. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What might Joe Biden need for inauguration?… Presidentures! (Dentist Jokes)