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1. 180 School Jokes: What do you find in an empty nose?…fingerprints! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
2. Algebra Jokes: Why are you drumming on your algebra book with two big sticks?… Because we are studying log rhythms.
3. American Revolutionary War Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance!
4. Arbor Day Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
5. Archaeology Jokes: What was the most popular kids’ movie in Ancient Greece?… Troy Story
6. Archery Jokes: What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.”
7. Astronomy Jokes: Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?… It was too Sirius!
8. Back to School Jokes: Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year.
9. Badminton Jokes: Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
10. Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
11. Basketball Jokes: What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
12. Biology Jokes: Two blood cells met and married, but alas it was all in vein.
13. Bird Jokes: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra! (101 Pi Day Jokes & Algebra Jokes)
14. Black Friday Jokes: Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving “Black Friday”?… It matches the mood of all those unhappy shoppers. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
15. Boxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
16. Candy Jokes: What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Top College Jokes)
17. Cereal Jokes: How did Reese eat her cereal?… Witherspoon.
18. Civil War Jokes: Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing.
19. Coffee Jokes: What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Top Star Wars Jokes)
20. Fencing Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
21. Field Hockey Jokes: Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
22. Fishing Jokes: What MTV show do bass fishermen watch?… The Reel World!
23. Football Jokes: What football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
24. Friday the 13th: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Top Cereal Day Jokes)
25. Top Geography Jokes: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time & World Geography Jokes)
26. Geometry Jokes: Why does nobody talk to circles?… Because there is no point!
27. Top Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing.
28. Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
29. Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Top Biology Jokes)
30. Top Handball Jokes: What did the mummy handball coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
31. Hockey Jokes: Top: What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Top Boxing Jokes)
32. Top Judo Jokes: President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.”
33. Top Karate Jokes: Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top Karate Jokes & Top Christmas Jokes)
34. Lacrosse Jokes: What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
35. Marathon Jokes: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet!
36. Middle School Jokes: Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
37. Pentathlon Jokes: Why was the skeleton always left out in and pentathlon?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
38. Physics Jokes: Why can’t you trust an atom?… They make up everything!
39. Pi Day Jokes: 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pirate Jokes)
40. Pie Jokes: What’s the best thing to put into a pie?… Your teeth!
41. Pizza Jokes: What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
42. Psychology Jokes: Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? (Pavlov’s Dog Experiment: Amazing Nobel Prize Psychology Lesson!)
43. Top Racquetball Jokes: My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
44. Roller Sports Jokes: Why was the skeleton always left out of roller sports?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
45. Rowing Jokes: Where do rowers go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
46. Rugby Jokes: What’s a bee’s favourite sport?… Rugbee.
47. Sailing Jokes:
48. Skiing Jokes: How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… 2, one to change the bulb and one to say “Nice turn, nice turn!”
49. Snow Day Jokes: What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
50. Top Soccer Jokes: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
51. Top Softball Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
52. Summer Olympic Jokes
53. Swimming Jokes: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
54. Squash Jokes:
55. Surfing Jokes: What did the wave say to the surfer?…  Have a swell time! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
56. Table Tennis Jokes:
57. Taekwondo Jokes:
58. Tennis Jokes: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Top Valentines Day Jokes)
59. U.S. History Jokes: Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie.
60. US Track and Field Jokes:
61. Veterans Day Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes & Top Arbor Day Jokes)
62. Top Volleyball Jokes: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
63. Water Polo Jokes:
    
64. Water Ski Jokes:
    
65. Weightlifting Jokes:
66. Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin.
67. Winter Jokes: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy.
68. World Geography Jokes: What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?… A stamp.
69. Wrestling Jokes: