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My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes that are school appropriate. In fact we wrote a blog 180 School Jokes! Start Your Day with a Smile!
As Christmas approaches, we wanted to share a few more seasonal jokes with you. We hope you enjoy.

  1. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  2. What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel)!
  3. If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe
  4. What is the best Christmas present in the world?….A broken drum, you can’t beat it!
  5. What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?…Claustrophobic.
  6. Elves use what kind of money?…Jingle bills!
  7. Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank.
  8. Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt!
  9. What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?…Welfy
  10. Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?…”Re-tail” store.
  11. Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?…Comet!
  12. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
  13. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!
  14. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-”deer”!
  15. Which elf was the best singer?…ELFis Presley.
  16. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
  17. What kind of money do Santa and the elves use in the North Pole?…Cold cash!
  18. What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?…Halo there!
  19. If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then you would get what?…Santa Clues!
  20. What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?…Ice caps.
  21. When Santa doesn’t move then what he should be called?…Santa Pause.
  22. How do sheep in Mexico greet Merry Christmas?…Fleece Navidad!
  23. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music!
  24. How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?… A merry Christmas to ewe.
  25. How do elves greet each other?… “Small world, isn’t it?”
  26. What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet!
  27. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish!
  28. What did the ghost say to Santa?… We’ll have a boo Christmas without you!
  29. What do you call a cat at the beach during Christmastime?… Sandy Claws!
  30. Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem!
  31. What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?… Black mail!
  32. Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?… Because it soots him!
  33. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Olive…Olive, who?…Olive the other reindeer.
  34. A Christmas book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.
  35. Knock Knock…Who’s there?…Mary… Mary who?… Mary Christmas!
  36. What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you!
  37. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?…He was feeling crummy.
  38. How do you make a slow reindeer fast?… Don’t feed it!
  39. How does one snowman greet another snowman?….Ice to meet you.
  40. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
  41. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?… They are always dropping their needles.
  42. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?… Because of all the wrapping!
  43. What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?… Christmas Corals!
  44. What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?… Silent Night.
  45. What kind of bug hates Christmas?… A humbug.
  46. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?… You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
  47. What two countries should the chef use when he’s making Christmas dinner?… Turkey and Greece.
  48. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.”
  49. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?… “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?”
  50. What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?… Krisp Cringle.
  51. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?… Pineapple.
  52. How do you know when Santa’s in the room?… You can sense his presents.
  53. Why did Jimmy’s grades drop after the holidays?… Because everything was marked down!
  54. Knock knockWho’s there?… Irish... Irish who? … Irish you a Merry Christmas!
  55. Knock knock... Who’s there? … Mary and Abbey... Mary and Abbey who? … Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

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