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Sports Jokes A-Z
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- Why was the skeleton always left out in a ?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What did the mummy coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- When is a athlete like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
- What would you get if you crossed a athlete and the Invisible Man?… Sports like no one has ever seen.
- Why was Cinderella such a bad at the sport?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why is a athletic contest the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
- Where do athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
- Did you hear about the athlete who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
- What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?… “See you round..”
- What do you serve but not eat?… A Tennis Ball.
- Why is a tennis game a noisy game?… Because each player raises a racket.
- Why are fish never good tennis players?… They don’t like getting close to the net. (Top Fishing Jokes)
- How many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb?… “What do you mean it was out, it was in!!!”
- Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?… When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
- Where do ghosts play tennis?… On a tennis corpse! (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?… Who’s making all the racquet?
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What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court?… Annette
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Why are spiders great tennis players?… Cause they have great topspin.
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What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?… They both use drills!
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Why is it not good to play tennis in a court?… Because you might get arrested
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So did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight?… The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.
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What’s a horse’s favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Top Horse Racing Jokes)
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My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.