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Check out some other great family-friendly jokes:
- Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water!
- What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
- Why did a person keep doing the backstroke?… He just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach.
- Why did the vegetarians stop swimming?… They didn’t like meets!
- What word looks the same backwards and upside down?… Swims. (Letter of the Week)
- How do swimmers clean themselves?… They wash up on shore!
- Why wasn’t the woman afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?… Because it was a man-eating shark!
- Why can male elephants swim whenever they want?… They always have trunks with them!
- What race is never run?… A swimming race.
- What kind of fish can’t swim?… A dead one.
- What is a polar bear’s favorite stroke?… Blubber-fly!
- What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wet suit?… Tide!
- Did you hear about the slow swimmer?… He could only do the crawl.
- Where do ghosts like to go swimming?… Lake Eerie
- Where do zombies like to go swimming?… The Dead Sea
- What kind of swimmer makes a good gardener?… One with great seed times!
- What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common?… They both use drills!
- What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?… Pool-ups!
- In which direction does a chicken swim?… Cluck-wise!
- Why should you never swim on a full stomach?… Because it’s easier to swim in water!
- What kind of dive are infantry men best at?… Cannon-ball
- How do people swimming in the ocean say HI to each other?… They Wave!
- What stroke do sheep enjoy doing?… The baaaackstroke!
- Why won’t they allow elephants in public swimming pools?… Because they might let down their trunks.
- If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?… Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.
- A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon?… Because it was yellow.
- Why shouldn’t you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? … Because they are all wet.
- What is the only way a miser will swim?… Freestyle.
- Where do race cars go swimming?… In a car pool.