Summer School Jokes for Kids

by | May 21, 2019 | School Jokes | 0 comments

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  1. How is the student’s grade like going on summer vacation?… It was at C level. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  2. Hockey players are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Dentist Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  3. Why did the M&M go to summer school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
  4. What did the bread have to go to summer school?… It loafed around.
  5. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?…  Boarding school. (Surfing Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  6. Why was the summer school teacher wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  7. Why did the broom have to go to summer school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes for Kids)
  8. Mother: What did you learn this year in school? Son: Not enough; I have to go back tomorrow!
  9. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  10. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to summer school? (Summer School Jokes for Kids)
  11. Why did the robot go to summer school?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  12. A book never written: “Where to Stay on Summer Vacation” by Moe Tell. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  13. Where do eggs go to summer school?… New Yolk City!
  14. Where do goldfish go to summer school?… Around the globe!
  15. A book never written: “Summer Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
  16. Why did the basketball players go summer school instead of summer vacation… They’d get called for traveling! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
  17. Where did Tarzan go to summer school?… Hollywood and Vine.
  18. Where did the sheep go to summer school?… The Baa-hamas! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  19. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer (in summer school).