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- Summer Jokes
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- Top Tutoring Jokes
- 180 School Jokes
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- Why is Big Bird big, yellow, and feathery? … Because if he was small, yellow, and nuggety he would be a corn on the cob!
- What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together?… A BEARel of laughs!
- What do people who love to brag on themselves carry their papers in?… A GLOATbook!
- What is a UPS worker’s favorite sport?… Boxing! (Top Boxing Jokes)
- What type of chair goes to wild concerts?… A rocking chair!
- What vegetable do you eat when you want to be very fast?… Hustle sprouts!
- What’s a livestock’s favorite math tool?… A COWculator! (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What type of shoe stops up drains?… A clog!
- What type of chair is good at yoga?… A folding chair!
- What soothes a sick stomach and gives you neck support at night?… A PILL-ow
- What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?… Time to DUCK!
- What is a builder’s favorite kind of paper?… Construction paper!
- When playing spades with The Donald, why did the dealer lose?… He handed Donald Trump! (Top Election Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the farmer find his way out of the corn field?… He was in the middle of a maize! (Massachusetts Corn Mazes)
- Which medical professional likes to break things?… A DENTist!
- What do you call a cow who always takes your stuff?… A mooooocher!
- What MTV show do bass fishermen watch?… The Reel World! (Top Fishing Jokes)
- What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Top Halloween Jokes)
- How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the Blue Ridge Mountains?… Breath Taking!
- How are reciprocals like gymnasts?…They flip! (Top Math Jokes &101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s roommate?… Ernie’s bees wax!
- What sport do people who listen to loud, deep music from their stereo play?… BASS Ball! (Top Baseball Jokes)
- Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like?… MadaNASCAR! (Top NASCAR Jokes)
- What happened to the gun at work?… He got FIRED!
- What happened to the pottery at work?… He got fired!
- Why was the light bulb cold?… He was in the shade!
- What part of your body says one thing but does another?… A HIP-ocrit!
- Why do Grizzlies break their pencils?… They BEAR down too heard!
- What salad topping do you find at ACE hardware?… Wrench Dressing!
- What happened when the master detective closed the door behind him?… He Sherlocked himself out!
- Why was the pig red?… He was out all day BACON in the sun!
- Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock!
- Why was the painter hot?… He put on an extra coat!
- What kind of hug straitens your teeth?… EmBRACES!
- What food preservation container is lost?… A TuperWHERE!
- What type of pirate testifies in court?… An “Aye” “Aye” Witness! (Top Pirate Jokes)
- Which two months are dishonest?… FIBruary and JuLIE
- Which four months are cold?… Septmebrrrrrrrr, Octobrrrrrrrr, Novembrrrrrrr, and Decemberrrrrrrrr!
- Which coloring utensil makes you tired?… A craYAWN!