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Each episode starts with an inspirational quote / lesson. We included the title of the episode and the quote.
May the Force be with you! 101 Star Wars Jokes!
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Season One

  1. Ambush: “Great leaders inspire greatness in others.”
  2. Rising Malevolence: “Belief is not a matter of choice, but conviction.”
  3. Shadow of Malevolence: “Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by ego.”
  4. Destroy Malevolence: “A plan is only as good as those who see it through.”
  5. Rookies: “The best confidence builder is experience.”
  6. Downfall of a Droid: “Trust in your friends, and they’ll have reason to trust in you.”
  7. Duel of the Droids: “You hold onto your friends by keeping your heart a little softer than you head.”
  8. Bombad Jedi: “Heroes are made by the times.”
  9. Cloak of Darkness: “Ignore your instincts at your peril.”
  10. Lair of Grievous: “Most powerful is he who controls his own power.”
  11. Dooku Captured: “The winding path to peace is always a worthy one, regardless of how many turns it takes.”
  12. The Gungan General: “Fail with honor rather than succeed with fraud.”
  13. Jedi Crash: “Greed and fear of loss are the roots that lead to the tree of evil.”
  14. Defenders of Peace: “When surrounded by war, one must eventually choose a side.”
  15. Trespass: “Arrogance diminishes wisdom.”
  16. The Hidden Enemy: “Truth enlightens the mind, but won’t always bring happiness to your heart.”
  17. Blue Shadow Virus: “Fear is a disease; hope is its only cure.”
  18. Mystery of a Thousand Moons: “A single chance is a galaxy of hope.”
  19. Storm Over Ryloth: “It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness.”
  20. Innocents of Ryloth: “The costs of war can never be truly accounted for.”
  21. Liberty on Ryloth: “Compromise is a virtue to be cultivated, not a weakness to be despised.”
  22. Hostage Crisis: “A secret shared is a trust formed.”

Season Two

  1. Holocron Heist: “A lesson learned is a lesson earned.”
  2. Cargo of Doom: “Overconfidence is the most dangerous form of carelessness.”
  3. Children of the Force: “The first step to correcting a mistake is patience.”
  4. Senate Spy: “A true heart should never be doubted.”
  5. Landing at Point Rain: “Believe in yourself or no one else will.”
  6. Weapons Factory: “No gift is more precious than trust.”
  7. Legacy of Terror: “Sometimes, accepting help is harder than offering it.”
  8. Brain Invaders: “Attachment is not compassion”
  9. Grievous Intrigue: “For everything you gain, you lose something else.”
  10. The Deserter: “It is the quest for honor that makes one honorable.”
  11. Lightsaber Lost: “Easy isn’t always simple.”
  12. The Mandalore Plot: “If you ignore the past, you jeopardize your future.”
  13. Voyage of Temptation: “Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.”
  14. Duchess of Mandalore: “In war, truth is the first casualty.”
  15. Senate Murders: “Searching for the truth is easy. Accepting the truth is hard.”
  16. Cat and Mouse: “A wise leader knows when to follow.”
  17. Bounty Hunters: “Courage makes heroes, but trust builds friendship.”
  18. The Zillo Beast: “Choose what is right, not what is easy”
  19. The Zillo Beast Strikes Back: “The most dangerous beast is the beast within.”
  20. Death Trap: “Who my father was matters less than my memory of him.”
  21. R2 Come Home: “Adversity is friendship’s truest test.”
  22. Lethal Trackdown: “Revenge is a confession of pain.”

Season Three

  1. Clone Cadets: “Brothers in arms are brothers for life.”
  2. ARC Troopers: “Fighting a war tests a soldier’s skills, defending his home tests a soldier’s heart.”
  3. Supply Lines: “Where there’s a will, there’s a way.”
  4. Sphere of Influence: “A child stolen is a lost hope.”
  5. Corruption: “The challenge of hope is to overcome corruption.”
  6. The Academy: “Those who enforce the law must obey the law.”
  7. Assassin: “The future has many paths — choose wisely.”
  8. Evil Plans: “A failure in planning is a plan for failure.”
  9. Hunt for Ziro: “Love comes in all shapes and sizes.”
  10. Heroes on Both Sides: “Fear is a great motivator.”
  11. Pursuit of Peace: “Truth can strike down the specter of fear”
  12. Nightsisters: “The swiftest path to destruction is through vengeance.”
  13. Monster: “Evil is not born, it is taught.”
  14. Witches of the Mist: “The path to evil may bring great power, but not loyalty.”
  15. Overlords: “Balance is found in the one who faces his guilt.”
  16. Altar of Mortis: “He who surrenders hope, surrenders life.”
  17. Ghosts of Mortis: “He who seeks to control fate shall never find peace.”
  18. The Citadel: “Adaptation is the key to survival.”
  19. Counterattack: “Anything that can go wrong will.”
  20. Citadel Rescue: “Without honor, victory is hollow.”
  21. Padawan Lost: “Without humility, courage is a dangerous game.”
  22. Wookiee Hunt: “A great student is what the teacher hopes to be.”

Season Four

  1. Water wars: “When destiny calls, the chosen have no choice.”
  2. Gungan Attack: “Only through fire is a strong sword forged.”
  3. Prisoners: “Crowns are inherited, kingdoms are earned.”
  4. Shadow Warrior: “Who a person truly is cannot be seen with the eye.”
  5. Mercy Mission: “Understanding is honoring the truth beneath the surface.”
  6. Nomad Droids: “Who’s the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?”
  7. Darkness on Umbara: “The first step toward loyalty is trust.”
  8. The General: “The path of ignorance is guided by fear.”
  9. Plan of Dissent: “The wise man leads, the strong man follows.”
  10. Carnage of Krell: Our actions define our legacy.”
  11. Kidnapped: “Where we are going always reflects where we came from.”
  12. Slaves of the Republic: “Those who enslave others inevitably become slaves themselves.”
  13. Escape from Kadavo: “Great hope can come from small sacrifices.”
  14. A Friend in Need: “Friendship shows us who we really are.”
  15. Deception: “All warfare is based on deception.”
  16. Friends and Enemies: “Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.”
  17. The Box: “The strong survive, the noble overcome.”
  18. Crisis on Naboo: “Trust is the greatest of gifts, but it must be earned.”
  19. Massacre: “One must let go of the past to hold onto the future.”
  20. Bounty: “Who we are never changes, who we think we are does.”
  21. Brothers: “A fallen enemy may rise again, but the reconciled one is truly vanquished.”
  22. Revenge: “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.”

Season Five

  1. Revival: “Strength in character can defeat strength in numbers.”
  2. A War on Two Fronts: “Fear is a malleable weapon.”
  3. Front Runners: “To seek something is to believe in its possibility.”
  4. The Soft War: “Struggles often begin and end with the truth.”
  5. Tipping Points: “Disobedience is a demand for change.”
  6. The Gathering: “He who faces himself, finds himself.”
  7. A Test of Strength: “The young are often underestimated.”
  8. Bound for Rescue: “When we rescue others, we rescue ourselves.”
  9. A Necessary Bond: “Choose your enemies wisely, as they may be your last hope.”
  10. Secret Weapons: “Humility is the only defense against humiliation.”
  11. A Sunny Day in the Void: “When all seems hopeless, a true hero gives hope.”
  12. Missing in Action: “A soldier’s most powerful weapon is courage.”
  13. Point of No Return: “You must trust in others or success is impossible.”
  14. Eminence: “One vision can have many interpretations.”
  15. Shades of Reason: “Alliances can stall true intentions.”
  16. The Lawless: “Morality separates heroes from villains.”
  17. Sabotage: “Sometimes even the smallest doubt can shake the greatest belief.”
  18. The Jedi who knew too much: “Courage begins by trusting oneself.”
  19. To catch a Jedi: “Never become desperate enough to trust the untrustworthy.”
  20. The Wrong Jedi: Never give up hope, no matter how dark things seem.”