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1. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
2. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (Elementary teachers are great tutors!)
3. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies
4. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course.
5. What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
6. What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob!
7. Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience.
8. What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!
9. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”
10. What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
11. What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks
12. What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
13. Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?… He needed a bank clone! (Loan)
14. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.
15. What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm.
16. What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?… “Use the FORK, Luke.”
17. What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi
18. What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?… The Ackbar.
19. How is Duck tape like the Force?… It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
20. How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.
21. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb.
22. Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt
23. What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
24. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!
25. What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be (Top Psychology Jokes)
26. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
27. As a Disney character what song would Vader sing?… “When You Wish Upon A Death Star.”
28. What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?… An ele-Vader.
29. Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?… To get to the other side.
30. How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?… Two, but I don’t know how they got in it.
31. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?…. A Hand Solo!
32. What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?… Bubba Fett
33. Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?… He stepped on Ant-hillies.
34. The crew of the Millennium Falcon will be making all of the rebels’ costumes… From now on. They’ll be 100% han’ made.
35. What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?… A bow TIE.
36. What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Teach Like a Pirate is a great book for teachers! & Top Pirate Jokes)
37. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter
38. What do you call a female Mandalorian?… Womandalorian.
39. What do you call a fight between film actors?… Star wars!
40. What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?… Game of Clones
41. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
42. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?… Vader Tots.
43. Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?… Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.
44. How would a fat Rogue get into his X-wing?…  He’d Wedge himself in.
45. What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?… Do well, you will do!
46. What do you call two suns fighting each other?… Star Wars
47. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?… So it doesn’t Hang Solow!
48. What’s Boba Fett’s favourite Christmas tune?… Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way! (Top Christmas Jokes)
49. Does R2D2 have any brothers?… No. Only transisters.
50. What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs !
51. How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?… Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.