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March Madness Trivia

ALL Spring Jokes

  1. Spring Fever: Four high school spring athletes were afflicted with spring fever and skipped practice. The next day they reported to the coach that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a practice, so go sit apart from one another and take this piece of paper.” Still smiling, the coach waited for them to sit down. Then he said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
  2. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
  3. Can February March down the football field? … No, but April May! (Top Football Jokes)
  4. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?… Two points just like everybody! (Top Easter JokesTop Basketball Jokes)
  5. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Top Gymnastics Jokes)
  6. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Top Gymnastics Jokes)
  7. When do people start using their trampoline?… Spring-Time (Top Gymnastics Jokes)

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  1. How excited was the gardener about spring sports?… So excited he wet his plants.