Sports Jokes: Sports Jokes for Thanksgiving

As Thanksgiving approaches, we wanted to share a few more with you. We hope you enjoy.
Since we established ourselves in the South Shore area, we would like to start with a joke from the Plymouth, Massachusetts area.

1. What kind of music did the Pilgrim athletes warm-up to?…Plymouth Rock! (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
2. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Top Boxing Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
   
3. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving (and time for football). Aren’t you? (Top Football Jokes)
4. What sound does a limping football player make at a Thanksgiving Day game?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Top College Football Jokes)
5. What was the football team suspected of with an ineligible receiver?… Fowl play. (Top College Football Jokes)
6. Why did the player get a 15-yard penalty at the Thanksgiving Day game?… Because they use such FOWL language. (Top College Football Jokes)
7. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all. (Top States Jokes)
8. Why did they let the turkey join the high school band at the Thanksgiving Day game?… Because he had the drumsticks.
9. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape! (Top Sports Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
10. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash (Top Sports Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
11. If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on?… The scholar ships. (Top Teacher Jokes & Top Sailing Jokes)
12. What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?… Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all. (Top Social Studies Jokes)
13. What do you wear to Thanksgiving Football game dinner?… A Har- VEST. (Seasonal Jokes)
14. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?… “Quack! Quack!” (Top Hunting Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
15. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?… because he was out standing in his field! (Top Sports Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
16. What do you call it when it rains for the Thanksgiving “Turkey Day” football games?… Foul weather! (Top Football Jokes)
17. What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain from a sports injury?… Pil-grimace.
18. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot!
19. Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner after the football game. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
20. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week & Is Spelling Really Important?)

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