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My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes that are school appropriate. In fact we wrote a blog 180 School Jokes! Start Your Day with a Smile!
Since we established ourselves in the South Shore area, we would like to start with a joke from the Plymouth, Massachusetts area.
- What kind of music did the Pilgrim athletes warm-up to?…Plymouth Rock! (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
- What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Top Boxing Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving (and time for football). Aren’t you? (Top Football Jokes)
- What sound does a limping football player make at a Thanksgiving Day game?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Top College Football Jokes)
- What was the football team suspected of with an ineligible receiver?… Fowl play. (Top College Football Jokes)
- Why did the player get a 15-yard penalty at the Thanksgiving Day game?… Because they use such FOWL language. (Top College Football Jokes)
- Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all. (Top States Jokes)
- Why did they let the turkey join the high school band at the Thanksgiving Day game?… Because he had the drumsticks.
- What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape! (Top Sports Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
- What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash (Top Sports Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
- If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on?… The scholar ships. (Top Teacher Jokes & Top Sailing Jokes)
- What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?… Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all. (Top Social Studies Jokes)
- What do you wear to Thanksgiving Football game dinner?… A Har- VEST. (Seasonal Jokes)
- What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?… “Quack! Quack!” (Top Hunting Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
- Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?… because he was out standing in his field! (Top Sports Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
- What do you call it when it rains for the Thanksgiving “Turkey Day” football games?… Foul weather! (Top Football Jokes)
- What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain from a sports injury?… Pil-grimace.
- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot!
- Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner after the football game. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
- What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week & Is Spelling Really Important?)
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