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  1. What is the longest word in the English Dictionary?… Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last. (Grammar Jokes & Track Jokes)
  2. When is the best time to go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30). (180 School Jokes & 365 School Jokes)
  3. How do you get a mouse to smile?… Say cheese!! (Cheese Jokes)
  4. What does the dentist of the year get?…A little plaque.
  5. A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree. It shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack smiled, “and you will dialogue.” (Tree Jokes)
  6. Why did the deer need braces?… He had buck teeth. (Dentist Jokes & Hunting Jokes)
  7. Why did the king go to the dentist?… To get a new crown! (Social Studies Jokes)
  8. What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal! (Dentist Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  9. Want to hear something that’ll make you smile?… Your face muscles.
  10. What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?… Fill me in when you get back. (Travel Blogs)
  11. I was sitting at the bar alone the other day, then a pretty lady asked me if the seat is taken with a gentle smile on her face. So I said “of course not, by all means, have a seat” “Thank you so much”, she replied And proceeded to take the chair.
  12. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
  13. Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you smile alone.
  14. Smiles are contagious… Wear a mask.
  15. Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
  16. What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?… He braces himself (Summer Jokes)
  17. Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?… He was already taking out a tooth. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes
  18. Saw a beautiful girl on bus and I smiled, it didn’t creep her out… Wearing mask does help.
  19. How do you make a group of lawyers smile for a photo?… Just say, fees!
  20. What did they call Bruce Lee when he refused to smile?… Serious Lee
  21. Never forget that you’re someone’s reason to smile… Because you’re a joke.
  22. Why did the computer go to the dentist?… Because it had Bluetooth.
  23. What game did the dentist play when she was a child?… Caps and robbers.
  24. I smile because I don’t know what the heck is going on.
  25. You can’t breathe through your nose while smiling… Of course you can I just wanted you to smile!
  26. I learned that when women smile at me… they aren’t actually smiling at me.
  27. I asked a pretty, young, homeless girl if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes… Her expression changed, however when I walked away with her cardboard box.
  28. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?… Denis.
  29. What did the dentist say to the computer?… This won’t hurt a byte.
  30. What is a dentist’s office?… A filling station.
  31. What did the dentist see at the North Pole?… A molar bear. (Top Geography Jokes & Top Mole Day Jokes)
  32. What did the dentist say to the golfer?… “You have a hole in one.” (Top Golf Jokes)
  33. People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.
  34. Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?… Dracula’s dentist. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  35. Why does a dentist seem moody?… Because he always looks down in the mouth.(Top Psychology Jokes)
  36. Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?… She needed a root canal. (365 Sports Jokes)
  37. What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?… The dentist. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  38. Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world?… “The Dentist will see you now.” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  39. Why do dentists like potatoes?… Because they are so filling.
  40. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?… He wanted to transcend dental medication!
  41. If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
  42. My son asked me, “Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?” I smiled and answered… “Swarm.”
  43. Some people are like slinkies… They don’t have a real purpose but pushing them down some stairs will make you smile.
  44. Whenever I see a bus with a woman driver, I smile and I think how far the society has gone… Then waited to take the next one.
  45. How many jokes does it take to make a Mexican smile?… Juan.