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The following jokes are from our list of the top 227 Halloween Jokes!
- The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Top Biology Jokes)
- Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?…He was a pain in the neck! (Top Biology Jokes)
- What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?… Lazy bones! (Top Biology Jokes)
- What did one casket say to the other casket?…”Is that you coffin?” (coughing).
- What kind of streets do zombies live on?… Dead-ends.
- What do you call a mummy eating in bed?… A crummy mummy. (Mothers’ Day Jokes& Top Quotes for Mothers)
- When do vampires like horse racing?… When it’s neck and neck! (Top Horse Racing Jokes & Sports Joke of the Day)
- Who won the zombie war?… Nobody, it was dead even.
- Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?… Because you can see right through him.
- What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?… Rap music.
- What school subject is a witch good at?… Spelling. (Does Spelling REALLY matter?)
- What did the ghost teacher say to her class?…Watch the board and I’ll go through it again. (Top Teacher Jokes)
- How do you say goodbye to a vampire?… So long sucker!
- Where does a vampire keep his money?… In a blood bank. (Top Biology Jokes)
- What kind of dog does a vampire have?… A bloodhound. (Top Dog Jokes)
- What did one ghost say to the other ghost?… “Long time no see.” (Top Biology Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?… Frostbite. (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Winter Jokes)
- What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?… Dead ringers.
- What does a ghost keep in its stable?… Nightmares. (Top Horse Racing Jokes & Sports Joke of the Day)
- Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. (Top 25 A.A. Milne Quotes)
- How do you make a skeleton laugh?… Tickle its funnybone! (Top Biology Jokes)
- What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?… A pumpkin patch
- What pants do ghosts wear?… BOO jeans.
- What kind of boat do werewolves like?… blood vessels. (Top Biology Jokes)
- Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the dance?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Biology Jokes)