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  1. Why did the M&M go to summer school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
  2. What did the bread have to go to summer school?… It loafed around.
  3. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?…  Boarding school. (Top Summer Jokes)
  4. Why was the summer school teacher wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (Top Summer Jokes)
  5. Why did the broom have to go to summer school?… Because it was always sweeping during class!
  6. Mother: What did you learn this year in school? Son: Not enough; I have to go back tomorrow!
  7. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland!
  8. Why did the robot go to summer school?… He needed to recharge his batteries.
  9. A book never written: “Where to Stay on Summer Vacation” by Moe Tell.
  10. Where do eggs go to summer school?… New Yolk City!
  11. Where do goldfish go to summer school?… Around the globe!
  12. A book never written: “Summer Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
  13. Why did the basketball players go summer school instead of summer vacation… They’d get called for traveling! (Top Basketball Jokes)
  14. Where did Tarzan go to summer school?… Hollywood and Vine.
  15. Where did the sheep go to summer school?… The Baa-hamas! (Top Geography Jokes)
  16. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer (in summer school).