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- What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
- Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!
- How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills
- Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect
- What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt
- What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens
- How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number!
- If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
- What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum
- Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy
- What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles (Football Jokes & Sports Joke of the Day)
- What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!
- How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole! (Write it Forward)
- What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution.
- What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs (World Ocean Day Jokes & Cape Cod Jokes)
- Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
- Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled.
- What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay
- Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
- What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Christmas party?… The mole the merrier! (Top Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- A lonely frog, desparate for some form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled and says, “This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?” “No” says the psychic, “in a Biology class.”
- You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?… If it’s green and wiggles, it’s biology… If it stinks, it’s chemistry… If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.
- Two blood cells met and married, but alas it was all in vein.
- My son came home from school and said, “My teacher gave me a B for my biology practical.” I said, “That’s good.” He said, “Not really. Everyone else got a frog to cut up.”
- We have to stop talking about mitosis… It’s such a divisive issue.
- What kind of chain is edible?….A food chain!
- Why couldn’t the plants escape prison?… Because their cells were surrounded by walls.
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance?… He didn’t have anybody to take. (any BODY) (Top Halloween Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
- Why was the biology book in the hospital?…Because it hurt his spine. (180 School Jokes)
- Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?… He was a man of many cultures. (Top Geography Jokes)